Write about a watermelon

When I say "Watermelon", what do you think of? OK, take whatever your mind has conjured up and turn it into a story. Oh, but make sure you also put a turtle and sex worker into your tale. Done? Good. Now send it of to this lot then: http://www.papergolem.com/cucurbital.html My watermelon/turtle/sex worker story also includes a mermaid, a casino and a dark underpass. It's still pretty raw, but I'm rather pleased with it. *Paragraphs, paragraphs, will I ever get my ability to create paragraphs back?