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Monday, April 16, 2012

Furthermore

While we’re on the topic of what people wear, or don't wear, if you’re tired of illustrations or shots of warrior princesses obviously obsessed with looking “hot” risking their lives, limbs and prodigious mammaries by going into battle clad only in a leather mini and barely-there bra combo or a many-many-links-short-of-providing-any-kind-of-protection-whatsoever chainkini, then pop over to Women Fighters In Reasonable Armor. It features often stunning artwork of Women that don’t fight in high heels. Women that clearly give a shit about the practicalities of getting in a lethal situation.

I’d love to lift a few of the pictures and post them here, but the work is produced by professional artists trying to make a buck so copyright must be respected.

2 comments:

parlance said...

Yeah, some armor there that might actually protect them. On the other hand, those male Scots used to fight in just kilts.

I was reading an urban fantasy yesterday where the protagonist has hair that reaches to below her knees. She braids it up for battle, but it seems to me even braids that size would make a great handle for grabbing her and cutting her throat.

On the other hand, she hid a range of weapons in her braids while being patted down for said weapons. I reckon a half-way competent bodyguard might wonder about those big fat braids.

Gitte Christensen said...

Ha – that made me laugh! For some reason, it conjures an image of a Xena-clad lady who, I don’t know why, looks like Miriam Margolyes as the Spanish Infanta in ‘Blackadder' with an over the top Princess Leia-like do pulling throwing stars and such from her gigantic buns.

And you're right about the bodyguards. Strategy-wise, if she’s a really amazing fighter, you’d reckon word would soon get around about her tendency to stash lethal nicknacks in her hair, which would somewhat negate the element of surprise.